GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And t